Wednesday, August 19, 2015

"Can I pay in Ringgit?"

Ahmad is a young Malaysian tourist on his 

first visit to London. He locates the red light 

district on the edge of Soho and enters a 

large brothel. The madam asks him to be 

seated and sends over a young lady to 

entertain him.

They sit and talk, laugh a little, drink a bit, 


she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, 

whereupon she gasps and runs away.

Seeing this, the madam sends over a more 

experienced lady to entertain Ahmad. They 


and talk, laugh a little, drink a bit, and she 


on his lap. When he whispers in her ear, she 

screams, "No!" and walks away quickly.

The madam is surprised that this normal-

looking man has managed to ask for 

something so outrageous that her two girls 

will have nothing to do with it. She decides to 

send her most experienced lady, Lola. Lola 

has never said no to anything; she considers 

it impossible that anything can surprise her. 

Lola approaches Ahmad. They sit and talk, 

laugh a little, drink a bit, and she sits on his 


He whispers in her ear and she screams, 


smacks him hard in the face and immediately 

runs out of the room.

Madam is intrigued beyond tolerance by now. 

She's seen nothing like this in all her years of 

operating a brothel. What unspeakable act 

has this man been suggesting to her girls? 

She hasn't done the bedroom work for a long 

time, but she did it for many years before she 

got into management. 

She finds the challenge irresistible.

She sits and talks with him. They frolic a bit, 

laugh a bit, drink a little, and she sits on his 


He then he leans forward and whispers in her 




"Can I pay in Ringgit?"

Story credits to Benny Se Teo