Ahmad is a young Malaysian tourist on his
first visit to London. He locates the red light
district on the edge of Soho and enters a
large brothel. The madam asks him to be
seated and sends over a young lady to
entertain him.
They sit and talk, laugh a little, drink a bit,
and
she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear,
whereupon she gasps and runs away.
Seeing this, the madam sends over a more
experienced lady to entertain Ahmad. They
sit
and talk, laugh a little, drink a bit, and she
sits
on his lap. When he whispers in her ear, she
screams, "No!" and walks away quickly.
The madam is surprised that this normal-
looking man has managed to ask for
something so outrageous that her two girls
will have nothing to do with it. She decides to
send her most experienced lady, Lola. Lola
has never said no to anything; she considers
it impossible that anything can surprise her.
Lola approaches Ahmad. They sit and talk,
laugh a little, drink a bit, and she sits on his
lap.
He whispers in her ear and she screams,
"YOU MUST BE JOKING, YOU MADMAN!",
smacks him hard in the face and immediately
runs out of the room.
Madam is intrigued beyond tolerance by now.
She's seen nothing like this in all her years of
operating a brothel. What unspeakable act
has this man been suggesting to her girls?
She hasn't done the bedroom work for a long
time, but she did it for many years before she
got into management.
She finds the challenge irresistible.
She sits and talks with him. They frolic a bit,
laugh a bit, drink a little, and she sits on his
lap.
He then he leans forward and whispers in her
ear:
laugh a bit, drink a little, and she sits on his
lap.
He then he leans forward and whispers in her
ear:
..............
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"Can I pay in Ringgit?"
Story credits to Benny Se Teo
