Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Why The 1Malaysia F1 Team Is Never Gonna Work!!!WASTING & BURNING MONEY.............





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Thursday, September 17, 2009
有人辞官归故里,有人漏夜赶赛场。

前天我被报上的报道吓得.跳.跳. 跳,原来马来西亚要搞个一级方程式车队,车队由PROTON,国油,私人企业赞助,车队名叫一个马来西亚F 1 车队。

BMW,HONDA, 还有其他大厂商车队,纷纷都要退出F1 这烧金钱的赛车游戏了,想不到我们有人辞官归故里,有人漏夜赶赛场。

说实话,在马来西亚这样的经济环境,实在找不出理由为什么我们要参加F1车队,如果没有人知道为什么,是时候该问一问神了。

張貼者: 飞星 位於 1:47 PM

6 意見:
eddieliow said...
人有我有的心态,潜水艇,做太空舱的搭客,现在F1。。。简直是lebih。

September 17, 2009 4:24 PM
糊涂侠客 said...
神说:去吧!去吧!
侠客对飞星说:来吧!来吧!来919博客聚会吧!

September 18, 2009 10:38 AM
chchoo said...
Just another way to con our tax money.

September 20, 2009 3:51 AM
飞星 said...
haha...tun son said:不需要十亿,你们报道有误。

September 20, 2009 10:32 AM
Kg Folk said...
Malaysia Boleh!

September 25, 2009 11:27 PM
飞星 said...
Kg Folk 大哥,无言相对。

September 26, 2009 6:42 PM

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Why The 1Malaysia F1 Team Is Never Gonna Work

So apparently, we are gonna have our very own F1 Team.

The prime minister recently announced that 1Malaysia F1 Team will be formed. The car will be made in Malaysia, the driver will be Malaysian, even the pitstop would be manned by Malaysians. The team would be lead by AirAsia boss Tony Fernandes. And it'll be a joint venture between the Malaysian government, Proton, AirAsia, among others.

I guess when they made the announcement, they probably expected Malaysians all over the country to react with pride - "Wow, we have our very own F1 team! Competing with the big boys like BMW, Ferrari and McLaren on the world stage! COOL!"



Unfortunately, the ugly truth is that most Malaysians do not share the same joy and enthusiasm as those involved. Even when no taxpayer's money is involved, a majority of people simply have no confidence in this project.

And I guess they have good reasons why. I mean, come on, this a Malaysian Government + Proton + AirAsia project.

Off the top of my head, here are five reasons why the 1Malaysia F1 Team is never gonna work.



#1 Every time our competitor's car crash and bang into the wall, instead of racing to the finishing line, our 1Malaysia F1 car suddenly slow down to a crawl.

Why?

Must take a closer look at the car accident mah.


#2 Halfway driving, our 1Malaysia F1 car suddenly drives to the nearest petrol station.

Why?

Government just announced, "tomorrow petrol price increase by 0.01 cent." Wah lan eh, better fill up tank first!

#3 Halfway driving, suddenly our 1Malaysia F1 car swerves left and right and bang into other people for no reason.

Why?

Our 1Malaysia F1 driver's wife just called. The idiot one hand on steering wheel, the other hand holding his handphone talking to his wife!

#4 Other F1 cars have one driver. Our 1Malaysia F1 car has THREE drivers.

Why?

Because "1Malaysia" mah. Must have one Chinese, one Malay and one Indian driving. Otherwise other people might get jealous and protest!

#5 As soon as the gun went off, all the other cars zoomed out from the starting line, but then our 1Malaysia F1 car was still stuck there.

Why?

How to make it lah like that?

222 Comments:: Posted by Kenny Sia on 6:47 AM